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  • The PaleoGamer Plays: The Amerzone – Part 3

    Having reached the Amerzonian village, the unnamed journalist prepares the egg with the help of a woman who may or may not be there. He then rides an aquatic giraffe and goes hang gliding, but only after DESTROYING THE HYDROFLOT! Then a dictator has a conveniently-timed heart attack. Will the White Birds be saved? Find out in this conclusion to Amerzone: The Explorer’s Legacy!

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  • The PaleoGamer Plays: The Amerzone – Part 2

    Our unnammed journalist arrives in the Amerzone only to be thrown into the world’s least secure jail, from which he escapes with the use of carbonated tequila. He then loses half the hydroflot, gets a moose to tow it for a while, gets some bees to chase away some dinosaurs and finally arrives in the native village from which Valembois stole the white egg. It’s the latest step in our expedition to the Amerzone!

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  • The PaleoGamer Plays: The Amerzone – Part 1

    An unnamed journalist decides to honor a dying man’s last wish to take a stolen egg back to the mysterious country of Amerzone. He then realizes that the man was probably a James Bond villain, discovers the importance of making sure the gas tank is full, manages to wreck a shipwreck and even rescues a trapped whale for some reason. It’s a (literally) flying start to Amerzone!

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