Random Thoughts at the Red Light

It’s cold. It’s wet. It’s dark. It’s too early to be up.

Why is this guy stopping so far back from the light? OK, now he’s got his right turn signal on. Why is he in the left lane if he wants to turn right?

I could go around him, but there’s a median here.

Is someone letting him over? Wait… is that person eating cereal? How do you eat cereal while driving a car? Do they leave it in their lap when they aren’t at the light? Wouldn’t that spill milk everywhere when they turn?

Maybe it’s oatmeal, not cereal. Still makes no sense.

Light changed. No, they’re holding the bowl and steering with their spoon hand. Glad I’m not going that way.

What is Mr. Right Turn doing? OK, there he goes. Yeah, across three lanes of traffic and into a parking lot. What is he up to?

At least I can pull forward now. Too bad the turn light is already gone. Guess I’ll wait here some more.

It’s cold. It’s wet. It’s dark. It’s too early to be up.

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